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The early ages

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They're Possesed by Demons

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Dodge Tomahawk 8500CC

This is my dream bike......

Kobe Bryant's Stunt Trippings

This is a stunt video of Kobe Bryant. Me as myself really don't know if it's a fake like the other comments on this YouTube video. But I think it was.

Short Story

King Arthur

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch--only she would know theanswer. The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept her price first: The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified: She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises... etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.
Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life. Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur total freedom.

What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on display, and generally made everyone very uncomfortable.

The honeymoon hour approached. Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him! The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him! The astounded Gawain asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she'd appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed self half the time, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which would he want her to be during the day, and which during the night?

What a cruel question! Gawain pondered his predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his home, an old witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman with whom to enjoy many intimate moments? What would you do? What Gawain chose follows below, but don't read until you've made your own choice.
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Spend my Life

by: U Turn

I never knew such a day could come
And I never knew such a love
Could be inside of one

I never knew what my life was for
But now that you're here I know for sure

I never knew till I looked in your eyes
I was incomplete till the day you walked into my life
And I never knew that my heart could feel
So precious and pure
One love so real

Can I just see you every morning when
I open my eyes
Can I just feel your heart beating beside me
Every night
Can we just feel this way together
Till the end of all time
Can I just spend my life with you

Now baby the days and the weeks
And the years will roll by
But nothing will change the love inside
Of you and I

And baby I'll never find any words
That could explain
Just how much my heart my life
My soul you've changed

Can you run into these arms
When no one else understands
Baby tell God and the whole world
I'm your my wonder woman, you're my superman
Can't you just feel how much I love you
With one touch of my hand
Can I just spend my life with you

No touch has ever felt so wonderful
(You are incredible)
NO deeper love I've never known
(I've never know)
Co'z I swear this much is true
(Now and forever)
for you
(only for you)
For you

Can I just see you every morning when
I open my eyes (open my eyes)
Can I just feel your heart beating beside me
Every night
(feel your heart beating next to me every day and every night)
And feel this way together
Till the end of all time
Can I just spend my life with you

What will i do, what will i do without you

(when no one else understand)

I will run into you
(that your my man)
I'm your man
How much I love you
with one touch of my hand

Can I just spend my life
with you
Can I just spend my life
with you
Forever here with you
Can i just spend my life (spend my life)
with you

can i just see you every morning
when i open my eyes......

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FOR YOU

 by: U Turn

For you I give a lifetime of stability,anything you want of me.
 Nothing is impossible for you,
there are no words or ways to show my love,
or all the thoughts I'm thinking of.
Co'z this life is no good alone
since we become one I made a change.
everything I do know make sense,
all road end,
all i do is for you.

For you I share the cup of love that over flows
and anyone who knows us knows.
That I would change all faults I have for you
there is no low or high or in between
of my heart that you haven't seen.
Co'z I share all I have and em,
nothin I'm said is hard to understand.
All i feel, i feel deep was still
and always will,
all this love is for you.
For you... 

Every note that I play,
every word I'm not say,
every melody I feel
are only for you and your appeal.
Every page that I write,
everyday of my life
would not be fill without the things
 that my love for you now and
for you I give a promise of fedelity
now and for eternity.

No one could replace this love.
For you I take your hand and heart and everything
and gladly wear your wedding ring.
Co'z this life is no good alone.
Since we become one
your all I've known.
If this feeling should leave i die
and here is why,
all I am is for you.

Everything I do know make sense.
All road end.
All I do is for you.



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